Japanese scientists have invented a gun that can silence talkative moviegoers and other annoying people from 30 meters away.
According to the report (hopefully nothing Fox News accidentally lifted from The Onion):
The device works by recording its target's speech then firing their words back at them with a 0.2-second delay, which affects the brain's cognitive processes and causes speakers to stutter before silencing them completely.
Bad for the first amendment; great for the second amendment.
In my dreams, this is how the new device was tested:
Find all of Fox’s story on the matter here.
