Listen up Toxie fans! Lloyd Kaufman needs your help to find original Toxie voice... Ken Kessler!!!

Hey there folks, tonight at the Stan Lee Convergence debut party, I wanted to let you know that Lloyd Kaufman, president of TROMA films, asked me to put you geeks out into the world to search for Ken Kessler, the original voice of THE TOXIC AVENGER... aka Toxie. Apparently he has dropped out of sight and noone knows what happened to him.

So... I put this to you geeks? If you want to help bring back the true voice of Toxie... Pick up those white pages... the telephone book and call anyone named K. Kessler, or if there aren't many... Call every Kessler in your home town. Ask them if they or a relative performed the voice of The Toxic Avenger, and how you can get in touch with them. Don't assume someone else from your city will do it. You do it. We'll hail you as the next uber geek god if you can find Ken Kessler. The voice of Toxie must Live!!!

or.. If you sound a shitload like the Toxic Avenger, then write me, and put you in touch with Lloyd Kaufman and perhaps you'll get to rub up against addorable Troma teeeaaaattttts. Can you give Toxie his voice back? Contact me at Moriarty Labs or Lloyd Kaufman at Troma.Com!!! Make the difference if you have the Right Stuff!

Robogeek is paranoid that you are going to annoy innocent Kesslers all over the world. So folks... Here's what you should do. If you are going on this Toxic quest... Before you start to call... Post to talkback below, what city or cities that you are going to canvas and post it in the headline of your report. If you see this city... Don't worry about calling there. Folks, The fate of Toxie is in your hands!!!!!