Published at: Feb. 29, 2000, 2:29 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here. Have I told y'all how much I can't wait for March 20th? Why? What's happening then?
Not a thing. And what a relief that'll be. Between now and then, I'll be running around like an aardvark with a missing left two legs. That's right... dragging half my ass in a dirty bloody circle.
In the morning I'm headed off to take up residence with the evil genius Moriarty. We'll be gathering our secret energies in preparation for SHOWEST, which we will drive out to, and stay in that FEAR & LOATHING clown hotel that is the HOLIDAY INN BOARDWALK. We'll be calling this series of reports generated by a dual networked laptop extravaganza.... "FEAR AND LOATHING IN SHOWEST" I'll be playing the part of Johnny Depp playing the part of Hunter S Thompson playing Raoul Duke... and Moriarty will be playing the part of Benicio Del Toro playing the part of Dr. Gonzo. We'll be headed out into bat country steering clear of the latex nipples and padded codpieces, searching for the truth and beauty of the American Cinema in that wild gathering of theater owners and industry types in that blasted desert casino called Paris as well as Bally's.
This trip and journey is 100% financed by myself... so all the ether and adrenal glands will be procured with my funds by that wacked out crazed old man that got Holmes addicted to the needle. I've survived the trip with THE DUDE, and now it's time to hole up and report from the side of the biggest binger of them all... Moriarty!
We'll scare some hitchhikers and report the facts from the cheap seats. We should be bringing back photographic evidence of our upcoming degenerate experience. You see... while Moriarty is an evil genius... taking him to the home of sin... well, he's liable to just become something uglier than Tammy Faye in 135 degrees of heat. Be afraid.
In the meantime in Los Angeles, I'll be at Moriaty Labs if you must email me. Father Geek will be handling a great deal of the updates at my email address of harry@aintitcool.com as well as his exclusive email address of FatherGeek@austin.rr.com!!! If you have something fun for me and the decrepit genius to do this week, contact us at Moriaty Labs and we'll try to hook up. I'll be working on the rest of the FLOATING FILM FESTIVAL reviews and other projects whilst occupying the Labs.
