Well, Harry here. I don't usually print material from the bellybutton of Satan... But this is very topical to that region... what with it having to do with demons and the such. Personally I really want to take a gander at this THE DEMONS IN APARTMENT 3C... It sounds pretty fun...
Harry,
It is I the pierced navel of Lucifer with a above groin view of that which populates this sulphurish state of Los Angeles. I have recently had the opportunity to look over a pair of scripts that have graced the lap of Lucifer and being his navel, I of course have a perfect view of it all. I hope you print this as my master often reads your site and I'd like him to pull this briarish lent from me, but enough of my problems on to the scripts.
The first script is for THE DEMONS IN APARTMENT 3C by Mark Yoshimoto and John Mickevich, which came to sit before me was this script, about a Demon who screws up his job and gets sentenced to eternity on Earth but can't do anything wrong was really funny and made me laugh out loud a lot more than I'm used to. I don't know if you've read this one yet but it's probably right up your alley. I don't think anyone is attatched to it at this time but I am fairly certain that my "boss" will make a play for this one.
On the other hand, LITTLE NICKY, the Adam Sandler/ Tim Herlihy script was a first draft, which means that this is probably about as far from the film as you could possibly get, but since we wanted to look at that just for our own curiousity we read it anyway. Another heaven and hell type project that you know all about but I really felt it lacked the spark of Big Daddy, if you can call it a spark. There's a scene where Hitler's punishment is that every day he has to get a pineapple shoved up his ass, he goes to a box, pulls out one and is told to find a bigger one. I laughed a couple times but with the cost factor higher than the usual Sandler pic, I'm not expecting this one to do very well. We, a strange habit of mine I often refer to me as we there is just something jovial about an inverted m, haven't seen the shooting script (hopefully we will by the end of the week) but, honestly, I wasn't impressed by Little Nicky at all.
And this my friend is the view of the Warrior's hellmates from the pierced navel of Lucifer!
