ATTENTION... HARRY KNOWLES and all the ships at sea!

Hey Harry I hope you're reading this. Sister Satan is having a BOY! Yes you are going to be an Uncle with a nephew. Tooooo Cooooooool!!! Dannie says to tell you that there are NO wild boar tusks on the spawn of Sister Satan. Hope you're not the last person in the world to hear about this. Got to run, she's got live footage on video tape and stills, we'll try and post them here later. Hope you guys are still alive and not rotting in some Central American prison, or rebel's bamboo cage?

Father Really Really Geeky

PS. I need a box of great Cuban cigars!