Ok folks, WARNING WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS PURE BRILLIANCE PERSONIFIED BY A MISSPELLING ANGRY AND PASSIONATE FILM TYPE. HARSH LANGUAGE AND EVEN CREATIVE PROFANITY IS USED. THIS WILL BEGIN WITH MY INTRODUCTION!!!
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Folks, I love this spy, Robogeek when I read him this said, "IT'S CAPTAIN CHEEEEEESEECOCK!!!" and I agree. Captain CheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseCock is brilliant, I mean he expresses our inner anguish, the true id monsters we keep locked inside for society's sake. He let's loose with both barrels as I have rarely seen. Brings back memories of vintage Hallenbeck. I guess I should state that the language and opinions of Captain CheeeeeeeeeeeeeseCock are not those of me, but rather the opinions and word usage of CAPTAIN CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESECOCK! Now we know how those holes got in the Swiss.... Read on at your own risk....
harry i've been reading your page for a few months now and I've got to protest about the lame-asses who wrote you about the sundance film festival. I was there for the first few days and I saw a few movies. first of all --
PRICE ABOVE RUBIES
rocks the boat. What more can you expect from a movie than to riddle the establishment? What cheesecock wrote that review that said a bunch of jewish people are gonna protest? big fuckin' deal. this guy must be a yid like myself. well, I loved this movie and it pointed out the arrogance of jews (like people in my family). the writing was brilliant and dense, Renne kicked ass. She looks like she's ready to explode in every seen -- it's a very emotional part. Well, I went out and rented Whole Wide World after I saw this and I have new found respect for her. She is homely in public (very shy) and Boaz Yakin was way cool (he spoke afterwards). He seems totally in control.
TOO TIRED TO DIE
Another cheesecock on your page dissed this flick. I loved it. It was funny and thought provoking without being pretentious. Mira gave the best performance of her career. She's FUCKING HOT in this movie. The Japanese dude is a fucking star. Any cheesecock agents out there who don't sign this guy are fucking IDIOTS!!! This guy is almost as cool as Chow Fat (okay, now I'm treading on sacred territory). The cast all around was cool with Ben Gazarrrrra and this yummy Korean girl who says one line. But seriously, this movie had cool music, great cinematograwhatever and unexpected turns. The director answered questions afterwards and he was hilarious ( he also had a camera as a chinese killer in a homage to John Woo). I guess distribs are too fraidy-cat to buy this film but they are STUPID so they go by SLAM or some shit like that. People LOVED THIS MOVIE. Fuck Slam and fuck PI or whatever the fuck this pretentious piece of shit movie with a fucking symbol as the title? I refused to see PI because of damn title but I saw
SLAM
What's up with these cheesecock PC idiots during the screening who applauded at every lame-ass poetry this guy spewed during this boring Cassavettes rip-off. There are good elements to the film -- like you get to see the inside of a prison. But overall, the story is retarded. The actors are good but it's just another guilty jew (I put myself in this catagory but I didn't make a film) going into black culture and I'm sick of it. There are too many cassavettes screaming matches which go on for hours. All the PC guilty liberals who run Sundance voted this their favorite and fuck 'em. This flick won't make 2 cents. It deserves to be on TV which would be just fine, it's fine for that, but for 7 bucks it's like motherfuckin' homework.
