Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. We’ve got more new horrors coming your way this week. This batch ain’t the greatest of picks I’ve ever plucked, but they have their moments. Plus we have what looks to be a new regular feature—An AICN HORROR Book Review! But first if you’re on the East Coast, you might be interested in keeping this on your radar…
The Hudson Horror Show IV: The December to Dismember will be on December 3rd, 2011 at Silver Cinemas South Hills 8 in Poughkeepsie, NY. The lineup features a double headlining shock show of Tobe Hooper’s original masterpiece THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE plus the banned from movie theaters Christmas classic SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT. Then the rarely seen revenge flick ROLLING THUNDER alongside Lucio Fulci’s zombie haunted house opus, THE BEYOND. Finally they present a little Spanish horror with Paul Nachy’s ultimate grudge match WEREWOLF VS. VAMPIRE WOMAN. Plus they’ll be showing a 6th MYSTERY BONUS MOVIE! Click here to find out more and get tickets. And watch the trailer below for the show! Looks damn cool to me!
And now, on with the show!
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AICN HORROR Book Review: SANDMAN SLIM Novel
THE HILLS HAVE EYES New on BluRay (1977)
OVERTIME (2011)
CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS (2011)
THE HIDE (2011)
SWEATSHOP (2009)
A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)
And finally… Alfred Hitchcock presents Ghost Stories for Young People: The Open Window!

SANDMAN SLIM Novel
Written by Richard KadreyFind out more about this novel here.
Reviewed by Lang the Cat
Some of you might have seen the rare film review I have done or some of my comments in Talkback. Hopefully, I have remembered to be restrained in most of my comments, though I will admit to being less restrained when commenting on the corporate mentality, especially in the arts. That is one of the reasons I really enjoyed reading Richard Kadrey’s SANDMAN SLIM, a novel William Gibson describes as being “an addictively satisfying, deeply amusing, dirty-ass masterpiece”. He also shows the occasional lack of restraint.
Sandman Slim, nee James Stark, has just escaped from Hell. After eleven years of fighting monsters in the gaming pits of Hell, as the only living man in Hell, he has returned to Los Angeles for some payback. Payback for the six members of his circle who summoned up the demons to drag him to Hell. Payback for the eleven years of his life that are gone. Mostly, though, payback for someone killing the girl he loved.
He arrives in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery, just north of Paramount Studios on Sunset. Sandman Slim is back in L.A.. This is not the L.A. of the Oscars, or the Getty Museum, though they and their patrons are there. This is the L.A. where you find hookers on Hollywood Boulevard, bars where you are likely to get knifed and where magic is real. If Sam Spade had been dragged to Hell and come back as an even tougher badass, well, that is who Sandman Slim is. Like Spade, he is not as aware of the lay of the land as would be healthy for someone looking for trouble; still, he proves to be able to survive his mistakes. He get knocked around, stabbed, burned and shot in the parts of town where police response time is usually 40 minutes or longer on major felonies. Kadrey captures the feel of Hollywood, both the people who scrape out a life there and the well-dressed social adventurers who ride custom Harleys to Starbucks after a tough day at the spa.
Though Sandman Slim doesn’t travel alone all the time. His oldest friend is Eugene Francois Vidocq, who was born in 1775 and was a master thief, the first chief of the Suerte and the first private detective. Vidocq is an alchemist who erred a bit when he created a potion conferring immortality on himself. His newest friend is the young girl who runs the video store Slim acquires. Her name is Allegra and she is quick to pick up the ways of the magic subculture she has been thrown into.
Richard Kadrey is a relatively new author who lives and works in Northern California. He has clearly spent a good amount of time in Los Angeles, as I felt completely familiar with all the neighborhoods he visits. There is a second Sandman Slim novel that has been released as a paperback, KILL THE DEAD, and a third yet to be released. Kadrey wrote the Vertigo title ACCELERATE and has a couple of stories available for download at here. Give him a try, I think you will find him a real kick in the head.

THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977)
Directed and written by Wes CravenStarring Russ Grieve, Virginia Vincent, Susan Lanier, Dee Wallace, Janus Blythe, Robert Houston, Martin Speer, James Whitworth, Michael Berryman
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
What more can be said about the original THE HILLS HAVE EYES? It is simply a classic tale of terror about a battle for survival as two families (one your typical mid-western unit, the other a clan of savage feral people) smack into one another with the body count heavy on both sides. Much has been written about how both families functioned on screen; how each had complex relationships and histories, and how each react in times of stress and turmoil. In essence, like most classics, THE HILLS HAVE EYES is much more than the horror film is claimed to be.




THE HIDE (2008)
Directed by Marek LoseyWritten by Tim Whitnall
Starring Alex MacQueen and Phil Campbell
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug


I’m amazed at the restraint director Marek Losey displays in this film. A bow is due to scripter Tim Whitnail’s patient lines as well. Both carefully let the story unfold as these two characters get to know each other. They start with pleasantries and small talk, then you get the feeling that these two people are sharing things they have never shared with anyone else. THE HIDE isn’t action packed or gore filled, but it is a tense thriller deserving of a view if you get the chance.

Advance Review: OVERTIME (2011)
Directed by Matt NeihoffWritten by Matt Neihoff and Brian Cunningham
Starring Al Snow, John Wells, Sebrina Siegel, Erica Goldsmith, Cristina Mullins, and Katie Stewart
Find out when and where you can see this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
I can’t bring myself to talk shit about OVERTIME, but at the same time I don’t want to oversell it. There are moments of sheer bad cinema where one of those perfect storms converge as equal parts bad acting and bad storytelling collide. The thing is, though, if you look past the stiff acting and the over-extreme direction style, there is a fun movie in OVERTIME.

Director/writer Matt Niehoff’s camera does a decent job of making everything exciting. Though sometimes I felt like I was watching a music video, Niehoff does keep things moving with extreme angles, slo mo, speed ups, and maybe even a fisheye lens or two. He does well with the budget the film had. As I said before, there are moments of comic gold in this one, but you have to put up with a few lumps of coal (mainly amateur acting and overblown camera shots) in order to enjoy OVERTIME.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS (2011)
Directed by Joel SoissonWritten by Joel Soisson
Starring Kelen Coleman, Tim Rock, Barbara Nedeljakova, Billy Drago, & Duane Whitaker
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Well, He Who Walks Behind the Rows is walkin’ behind the rows again. Seems the sequels for the 1984 film about killer country kids worshipping a creature who lives in the cornfield are as endless as the corn fields in mid-America itself. In all honesty, the original film, adapted from a short story by Stephen King, was never one of my favorites. Sure you get a few cool performances from the child actors who played Malachi and Isaac and yes, it was done back when Linda Hamilton was a hottie and long before Peter Horton turned THIRTYSOMETHING and kicked ass as BRIMSTONE. I guess that story was fun, but it never really struck a chord with me.



SWEATSHOP (2011)
Directed by Stacy DavidsonWritten by Stacy Davidson & Ted Geoghegan
Starring Ashley Kay, Peyton Wetzel, Melanie Donihoo, Danielle Jones, Julin, & Jeremy Sumrall
Find out more about this film here and on Facebook here
Reviewed by Ambush Bug


SWEATSHOP is about a group of kids who break into a warehouse in the hopes to have a party there (think RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, a classic this film wants to be soooooooo badly), but what they don’t know is that there’s a psycho beast with claws and a man-monster with a cinder-block on a stick living there. The rest of the film depicts all of the kids dying painfully and gruesomely at the hands of the two killers. If not for the moments of dialog in between, this would be a fantastic film. As is, it’s a inspiring highlight reel for blood and grue—just have the fast forward button ready to speed up the parts in between the killings.
Sweatshop International Trailer (Screen Media) from Stacy Davidson on Vimeo.

A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE (2010)
Directed by Adam WingardWritten by Simon Barrett
Starring Amy Seimetz, AJ Bowen, Joe Swanberg
Find out more about this film here!
Reviewed by Ambush Bug
A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE is a compelling story which occasionally distracts you with overdone camera techniques. This tale of a victimized woman who must deal with the fact that her serial killer boyfriend has escaped from jail and may or may not be after her is one full of originality and thrills. Shifting focus literally and narratively, this film is sure to entertain those who are looking for something fresh in the oft played out subgenre of serial killer films. A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE is an intimate portrait of how one madman can change the lives of so many.


Still, with some powerful performances and a kick-@$$ story with a gut-punch ending, A HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE turns out to be a great film despite itself.
And finally…our third installment of Alfred Hitchcock presents Ghost Stories for Young People! This chapter is called “The Open Window”! Enjoy!
See ya, next week, folks!
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