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The @$$Holes take on THOR!
@$$Hole Roll Call
Ambush BugProfessor Challenger
Humphrey Lee
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Vroom Socko
Optimous Douche
Matt Adler
Irish Rican
Johnny Destructo
KletusCasady
Henry Higgins is My Homeboy
Rock-Me Amodeo
Squashua
PROF CHALLENGER (PROF): THOR was, like IRON MAN before it, a “comic book” movie that is not embarrassed to be a “comic book”. That asshole snooty reviewer at The New York Times simply does not "get" this stuff unless it's one of those rarities in the genre that transcends the "comic book" aspect and becomes something else (like THE DARK KNIGHT). And accepting and judging THOR on its own merits without cramming in my own overblown sense of self-importance it plays out like an old-school Marvel comic and is fun from beginning to end. And on top of that, we actually got some solid acting from Thor, Odin, and Loki that we don't have to just be okay with *cough*Affleck*cough*Cage*cough*cough*.
KLETUS CASADAY (KLETUS): Just got back from seeing it and i thought it was pretty damn good. Destroyer was badass, Heimdall was too (loved the voice). The acting was good all around. The effects weren't the greatest at times but that could have been because I was sitting really close.
HUMPHREY LEE (HUMPHREY): Honestly, I walked out of the movie thinking it's probably my favorite Marvel on the Big Screen jaunt. Though, now that it's settled in over the past day or so, it's probably more on par with the top products of theirs, IRON MAN and SPIDER-MAN 2 (I think people forget how great that flick was because of how poorly the third one was received). The only real issue I have now that it's been in my head a bit is the pacing. Things flew by REALLY fast, especially the earthen events and Thor's relationship with Jane. Movie maybe could have used another ten or twenty minutes of character development. But that's it. Thought the action was great and on the epic scale you want from a character of that power level, I really liked watching the cast do their thing because it seemed like everyone just totally bought into the grandeur of the setting and characters.
MATT ADLER (MATT): I've never found Thor cringe-worthy, probably because from an early age (9 years old) I accepted Stan's theory that it made sense for a regal figure like Thor to speak Shakespearean English. Now that I'm older, I can logically see why it doesn't make sense, but I'm still comfortable with it. I don't mind that the movie toned it down; in fact, as a whole, I loved the movie's take on Thor. I will say though that I thought at times the humor was overdone, and Thor was a bit TOO much of a Hercules-type jerk. If you look back at the original comics, the humor, and Thor's arrogance, was a bit more subtle. One of my favorite recurring lines from the comics (and I was a bit disappointed not to see some form of it in the movie) is when Thor performs some astonishing feat, and a mortal witness says something to the effect of "You-- you just [fill in feat here]!" and Thor, puzzled, responds "Why do you sound so surprised? Was that not my intention?" That, to me, defines Thor. I also would have liked to have seen a bit more godly smackdown action throughout the film, but with Thor depowered throughout most of the film, that was limited. A lot of his interaction on Earth seemed influenced by the ULTIMATES version ("Is this guy for real, or is he delusional?"). The fight with the Destroyer was great, though I wish it was longer. Thor had a lot more trouble with him in the comics, even at full power; the Destroyer was able to spank him and even shatter his hammer.
HUMPHREY: The action beats fell almost exactly as I thought they would and I was still fine with them. I knew the lengthy fight with the Frost Giants at the front end would most likely be the "large scale" fighting to be done until the last act and it was. To that regard, the Destroyer fight toward the end really probably should have been a couple minutes longer with a bigger show of how ridiculous the power scale is on it and a little more showy of what Thor and the Warriors Three (and Sif!) can do.
IRISH RICAN (IRISH): This movie really rocked because of Chris Hemsworth. The man rules the screen whenever he is on it. Lame words on a page he makes POP onscreen. "I require sustenance"? Seriously? Lame line...great delivery. I find Thor pretty cringe-worthy as well (except for the awesome Walt Simonson stuff--those books I can read for days) but Hemsworth had fun with the character. He SMILED a lot, which was fun because the character was having fun, the actor was having fun, and it translated to being fun on the big screen.
KLETUS: Totally agree about Hemsworth--his delivery made that part. I hope Chris Evans can do the same for Cap. I also love when he was all cocky and flipping the hammer around walking into the throne room...shit was great.
IRISH: I still can't believe Kenneth Branagh cast Idris Elba in the movie. Stringer Bell! And he killed once again! Elba can kill parts big and small and he killed it as Heimdall. It was a small but essential part and race had nothing to do with it. Idris Elba = black man. Heimdall = GOD no matter what the color.
MATT: In my opinion, Elba gave the best performance of the movie, followed closely by Tom Hiddleston's seething Loki. Elba was truly perfect as the implacable, imposing guardian of the gates of Heaven. You could see why even the God of Thunder had to give him respect. Ultimately, Elba showed with this performance that when other people are trying to tear you down, you put them in their place by excelling at what you do, and that's just what he did. One thing I wasn't impressed with as some seemed to be was the Rainbow Bridge. I was hoping for a literal Rainbow Bridge, actually seeing them walk along the arcing colors of the spectrum, rather than what appeared to be a flat slab of fiber optics. That made it seem more pedestrian than fantastical. I kind of get why they did it; they were hitting the "magic is just advanced science" card pretty hard. But I got weary of that after a while; if you make it seem like Asgard is just filled with super tech, it demystifies it. I'd have rather it been more ambiguous: is it magic or not?
BUG: I see what you mean about the magic, but the way it was handled pretty much fits into the way magic is sort of dealt with in the Marvel comics, which in many ways is a very scientific line of comics. I always equated Marvel as the STAR TREK to DC’s STAR WARS (CH. IV-VI); Marvel relies on a lot of tech and mottos, while DC is more about the legends and legacy. So I accepted how magic was categorized in THOR. I think they were afraid to lose the fans that flocked to IRON MAN.
MATT: I kind of understand why they wanted to do the magic = science equation; it provides a bridge (pardon the pun) between the worlds of our star-crossed lovers, Thor and Jane, and gives her some hope/motivation for reuniting with him. They just hit it a bit too hard; it should have been more ambiguous. When you see that gigantic whirling machine that creates the "bridge" to Earth, you no longer wonder if it's magic; it's clear that it's just advanced tech. Now that I think more about it, this approach reminds me more of another Kirby creation: The Eternals. That was a story about alien beings (The Celestials) coming to Earth with advanced technology, and through their actions, creating the myths that primitive humans held to be the work of the gods.
HUMPHREY: There was some expository goodness, yeah, but as a crash course for Stan Lee's Asgardian mythology remix for the everyday crowd, it worked I think.
KLETUS: I didn't really mind the blending of science/magic aspect of the movie. Marvel has trouble defining its magic parameters in the comics and I think making things "magic" with little to no explanation as to how it works could have put people off (i.e. “One More Day”). I think the magic element was still pretty prominent without beating the audience over the head with "look its magic..." I think it works in Harry Potter because magic is basically the backbone of the entire story...which wasn't necessarily the case here.
MATT: I knew The Warriors Three would be difficult to pull off, so I wasn't too disappointed. The thing is, they're based on such clearly defined archetypes, you need REALLY skilled actors, or it winds up looking weird and out of place. Volstagg probably would have been the easiest to get right, but I think I recall reading that they wanted to make it look more credible for him to be in action scenes, so they de-emphasized his bulk. In terms of comedy, he would have been the most obvious choice to give some good scenes to (one of the best things about Volstagg is his combination of bragging and blatant cowardice), but maybe they didn't want to take the focus of Hemsworth too much. I agree Tadanobu Asano wasn't a great choice for Hogun.
SUPERHERO: Well, I'm glad you’re super enthusiastic about it and I agree that it's a fun flick. I don't think I agree with your level of love for it, though, although I do want to see it again if I have the time. I think the biggest problem I have with it (and IRON MAN 2) is that it's not being subtle enough about the THE AVENGERS connection. The first IRON MAN had that bit at the end of the credits and that was enough. You got it. The same with the end of Norton's HULK. They didn't have to be swarmed over with SHIELD nonsense which was pretty much ruined a lot of IRON MAN 2 for me and just bugged me and took me out of this movie. Just let the movies be about the main characters and put your little buttons/Easter eggs at the end (or hide stuff like Cap's SHIELD in one of the IRON MAN movies) and that's enough. This is what I've been worried about that these movies will be made in service to THE AVENGERS instead of these initial movies being the structure that builds up to that movie. There's a difference. Luckily, with THOR it didn't get as overwhelming as in IM2.
MATT: I think it's important that they're laying the connective groundwork for the Avengers movie throughout these films, so it doesn't come off as artificial once they all come together.
BUG: Yeah, as THE AVENGERS moves closer, I didn’t mind the presence growing in each film. SHIELD is the main link between all of them.
VROOM SOCKO (VROOM): By all rights, this should not have worked. At all. You have an action movie that's also got bits of funny. Fair enough. It's also a story about sibling rivalry and the father/son dynamic. And it's a film that has to fit into the continuity of three prior films and one to follow in a few months. And it's a recreation of Jack Kirby artwork done in live action, *faithfully*!
KLETUS: Also, it seemed like Simonson’s art work was a big inspiration for the set designs and costumes.
MATT: I did think his beard was a Odin’s bit thin, but other than that, he worked really well for me visually, especially the costume which could easily have come off silly.
SQUASHUA: Haven’t seen it yet, but I want to know one thing, Kat Dennings, while pretty damn hot, is portrayed as an excruciating harpy in the trailers I've seen. Did marketing just stupidly collect and paste all her cringe-worthy scenes into the trailer, or is she really that consistently terrible throughout the film?
MATT: Neither Kat Dennings nor Joshua Dallas (who plays Fandral) is that bad. Dennings even has a few amusing lines. But honestly, both of them play relatively small roles in the film, so there's no chance for them to really interfere with the proceedings.
BUG: Ahhh, Dennings in anything is good. Nummy!
MATT: I think Portman did a good job, but I was bit surprised that they didn't even hint at any kind of love triangle between her, Sif, and Thor. I thought that would have made the romantic elements more interesting.
SUPERHERO: I think Matt and I are going to have to hang out more often! I can't believe they ditched the whole Sif being Thor's supposed true love thing. That was really disappointing to me, especially since she was gorgeous. They could have even said that they had a romance in the past or something like that. Instead she was just filler.
BUG: Yeah, I was hoping for more beef to Sif’s character. A triangle might be something we see in a sequel, though, for some added tension. She was around and there were a few gazes and nods that suggested there might be something (Thor holding Sif’s head in his hand when the Destroyer attacked and Sif watching Thor leave the feast in the ending), but these were things only folks who read the comics would pick up on, I think.
PROF: Prof wants some Beta Ray Bill in the next THOR movie!
SUPERHERO: That's funny because I want some Jack Kirby alien invaders in my next THOR movie!
PROF: And gimme some Hercules, Prince of Power!
HHH: As much as I knew the Hawkeye cameo would bother me and make me think of how annoying Marvel’s been at putting Avengers references in their films, I did almost shit myself when he grabbed the bow.
SUPERHERO: The Hawkeye thing was a bit unnecessary, mostly because we haven't seen him in any movie before. If it had been Robert Downey, Jr. or Scarlett Johanssen or Don Cheadle then I think it would have been worth it. But no one but us fans has any idea who this guy is supposed to be. So to a non-fan he just looks like some weird secret agent with a bow fetish. That being said...I cannot wait to see what they do with him in THE AVENGERS. And Renner in his own movie as Hawkeye would be absolutely fantastic.
BUG: Yeah, the Hawkeye scene was so shoehorned in. You could tell it was not originally part of the scene. I guess it would have been better than if they had CGI-ed a flurry of arrows shooting past Thor as he ran to the hammer, but then again, with Hawkeye being a marksman, he wouldn't have missed. If Hawkeye would have winged him even, it might have set up for some nice conflict in the AVENGERS movie, but that would have required Thor and Hawkeye to be on set at the same time…which obviously didn't occur.
SUPERHERO: Here's the thing...I appreciate Marvel’s Easter eggs as much as the next guy but the movie is called THOR. Not THE AVENGERS SAGA: THOR. Just like IRON MAN 2 is called IRON MAN 2 and not IRON MAN 2: THE ROAD TO THE AVENGERS. Are these Marvel movies then supposed to be like the “Star Wars” and “Lord of the Rings” movies? Then put that in the title. Shoehorning in a Hawkeye cameo by cramming it in with a recognizable face that doesn't do anything else in the whole movie and affecting the pacing of Thor's fight to get to his hammer is distracting. It didn't ruin anything for me. I just didn't think it needed to be there.
KLETUS: BUT the fact that we are discussing a Hawkeye cameo in aTHOR movie is pretty cool and...He's gonna kill it as Hawkeye...there were words on the screen?!?! I was trying to make up new lyrics to that terrible Foo Fighters song.
BUG: Good god, I hate that song. So TEAM AMERICA…
HUMPHREY: Cameo was weird, I'll give you that, because of the circumstances. As most of us have been saying, for us comic book fans, we knew what was going on and it was a nice preview of Renner in the role, which I think will play out fantastically in AVENGERS. To everyone else, that guy from THE HURT LOCKER was randomly in this movie. Maybe if he had actually had some interaction with Thor, like going toe to toe with him for a bit, holding his own to Thor's acknowledgement of being impressed, and working in some cool trickshots to show what the character is about. I'm probably with the majority of you guys that maybe Johanssen or something would have been the bigger cameo to tie things in a bit more to AVENGERS.
BUG: Natasha would have been a much more sensible cameo, you’re right. Speaking of cameos, did anyone catch that it was JMS attempting to pull the hammer out of the ground when it was first discovered and failed. Maybe if he would have finished a few of his comic book endeavors he would be deemed worthy, but as is, a more accurate example of his ineptitude couldn’t be more exemplified.
BUG: You could take or leave the 3D if you ask me. There wasn’t really anything particularly essential about the 3D aside from a hammer being tossed at the viewer and maybe the trip down the Rainbow Bridge. All in all, it neither enhanced nor detracted from the film. OK, maybe the Asgard scenes were given a bit more depth, I guess.
JD: The movie looked pretty rad in 3D…for the most part it was pretty subtle, but when it needed to pop, I thought it did its job well. Was it NECESSARY? Hell no, but since I didn't have a choice otherwise, I don't think it detracted from the movie, other than making it appear slightly darker.
MATT: I deliberately avoided seeing it in 3D, because of comments I read which said that it really added nothing, and may have even detracted from the experience. I think as the public gets more educated to the filming process, studios will stop trying to retrofit 3D into completed movies; if it needs 3D, film it in 3D.
BUG: So let's wrap this puppy up. What THOR comics would you recommend for those who loved the film and want to seek out the movie?
PROF: Anything that collects the Kirby stuff and especially the Simonson Omnibus that came out recently. That's the essential THOR to me. And if you can find THOR ANNUAL #7, it’s one of my personal favorite issues.
KLETUS: I would recommend Straczynski & Copiel's THOR because it’s easy to get on board and the story/art is awesome; it also has some of the movie elements in it. I don't really know that much about older THOR runs but I've heard the Walt Simonson stuff is pretty good, plus the art is great and the stories look epic.
MATT: Ok, here goes; I'd recommend THOR #159 and JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #112, since those issues form most of the "origin" portion of the movie; JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #118 is crucial because it's the first big battle between Thor and The Destroyer; I'd recommend the Eternals Saga (THOR #283-300) since it too makes that science/magic connection; and I'd recommend Mark Millar's run on THE ULTIMATES, because of the aforementioned influence on Thor's earthly stay in the movie. I have a feeling Simonson's work will play a bigger role in the next film, but for this one, I could direct people to THOR #344-349 which is the Cask of Ancient Winters storyline.
BUG: Although it’s often overlooked, I’d suggest Dan Jurgen’s entensive run on THOR Vol.2 #1-79 the Death of Odin is collected here. It takes Thor where no story has ever taken him before, into the throne of Asgard as Odin finally passes the kingdom on to Thor and he proves he’s still not ready for it by screwing everything up big time. Some of the very best THOR I’ve ever read. I also have a tender spot in my geek heart for Tom Defalco & Ron Frenz’s ”The Thunderstrike Saga” which ran through #383 - #459 and spun off into THUNDERSTRIKE’s solo series which ran for 24 issues. Defalco and Frenz are also just finishing up a new 5 issue THUNDERSTRIKE miniseries, which is all sorts of retro-cool.
BUG: Well, that about wraps up this roundtable dissection of all things THOR. If you made it to the end, pat yourself on the back. Now it’s time to continue the discussion in the Talkbacks.
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