I love “Big Love.” I think the actors are all wonderful. But I also think it’s kinda worn out its welcome. Margene’s pyramid schemes and Barb’s drinking should never distract from their unspoken sister wife attraction to each other, and to Nicole. Hopefully they’ll all finally act on their impulses tonight as Barb indulges one too many swigs of the sweet sweet pinot grigio.
I’m also very much hoping the last half hour features Bill and Don together exploring the planet Kolob (look it up, “Battlestar Galactica” fans; it’s just down the street from Altair IV).
And remember: Scientology is the bullshit religion. Only the faiths sporting angels and invisible sky bullies will put your ass into Heaven. (Although – and here’s some bad news – Jesus just appointed me his latest prophet and revealed He will never permit Heaven to be wired for cable because it’s too smutty. Also? No sex up there. Not even masturbation. Ever. So enjoy those “CSI” repeats.)
9 p.m. Sunday. HBO.
