Hey folks, Harry here...
Probably the single best "bad girl" named actress in the history of badass femme fatale history... a genuine super-woman of bust-tackular proportions... TURA SATANA, who became an immortal in Russ Meyer's FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL!, has jumped upon her winged black horse and taken into the sky as the eternal badass Valkyrie she has been waiting to transform into.
TURA SATANA wasn't a manish woman. She was a woman with a roar, a growl and claws. She was endowed with awesome breasts that she placed inside of bullet bras and low cut tight clingy tops. She had an ass that swung like Vincent Price's pendulum. BLACK was her color - and she suffered no man she couldn't toss 12 feet. She drove pedal to the metal and thrilled as the overpowered engine shot vibrations throughout her awesome body. TURA SATANA was a powerful woman. A presence that could not be missed. One that cried out to be announced.
I once got to partake in an Alamo Drafthouse event for FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! at a racetrack outside of Austin, with the 3 lead women of Russ' most famous film. They rode around the track in race cars... They hooted and hollared and roared into the night. Tura would bruise your chest with her boob when taking photos and she had fire and brimstone in her eyes.
TURA SATANA is dead. Something needs to be killed in her honor. I suggest a body builder. With a karate chop. That's a fitting tribute. And women, on this day, forever more. Low cut tops only... all black, heavy mascara - and be fierce!
