There are, in the world, a limited number of SUPER-COOL thingies. In that spirit, I direct you to that most blessed and cursed of web-auction sites, EBAY, for none other than...

A VULCAN LURPA!

Can't you hear the music? DA DA DAAA DAA DAAA DAA DAA DUN DA DUN DUN....Sure, it's going to cost you a few thousand smackers, but YOU KNOW IT'S WORTH IT! Check it out, monkeys.

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=209483535

Hasta El Pon-Farr,

El Cosmico

mail me at:elcosmico@austin.rr.com