Folks.... Harry here. Ya know... sometimes there is a scoop so incredibly important to the face of mankind that I simply must be the messenger.... the conduit through which the tale can be fortold. So it is that I come to you this day, not to give bread and wine, but to tell of a film about a killer hamster. Personally, I hold that this is brilliant. My sister once owned a killer escape-artist hamster named HOUDINI... it killed 4 other Hamsters and escaped from seven cages and tunneled through my box of FANTASTIC FOUR comics... specifically issues 1-52... that fucking rodent is now buried in the backyard. I hunted and trapped the beast in a device of my own devious construction. I am man... hunter/gatherer.... I defeated the furry menace and restored order and safety to my comic collection. That black haired Manson-eyed creature is now rotting eternity beneath my Tree of Woe... it's spirit left to wander the underbrush... a lost soul of a hamster. The below film... Speaks to me. I do not know if it is bullshit, but if it is true, then I wish the filmmakers godspeed. And watch the hamster... it's a dangerous breed of creature....
Hey Harry- just wanted to start off by saying how much I looooove your site. It's the coolest site I have ever seen and been to and have become addicted to it! Anywho, I have some kind of news, that I thought sounded pretty kewl. I'm probably not supposed to spread it around, because i just overheard the info. I'd rather stay anonymous in case i get in trouble with the company i work for.... But here it is- Supposedly, there's a Big-Scale/ low budget movie about to go into production, called "HAMster SANDWICH." It's driected by some "up and coming" duet of directors, who also co-wrote it as well. It's supposed to be kind of an homage to old cult classic movies, such as "LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS" (1960), etc. It's gonna be done in black and white, and production value will be cheasey and low-budget looking, but high quality, to match the style. The plot involves this hamster who goes around killing people that piss off the owner. (the owner of the hamster, who is a freshman boy in college) Well, the murders get pinned on the owner, and is forced into hiding, after being chased by these detectives. Well, there's some wacky professor dude that gets involved and explains what the deal is with the hamster and why it is the way it is...... Some how, these big mobster types get involved, along with the CIA, and there's a big conspiracy that gets revealed. There's supposedly some great, suspenseful, action-packed finale that takes place in a train station, with some great twist at the end, involving the CIA, the mobsters, the hamster, the Professor, and the boy. I know that's not much of a plot to go by, but, then again, i was only easedropping, so I got all I could from the conversation. No stars names were mentioned in the conversation, but it was said that they had some pretty good names attached as of that date. The lead boy, the owner of the hamster, is being played by one of the directors. It's sounds kinda cheasey, but it's supposed to be- it's a dark comedy more than anything, with a little satire mixed in. If I find out more, I'll e-mail you and tell you, but that's all I know for now..... Hope this info. is somewhat useful to you. Thanks again for the very enjoyable site! Take care
Sincerely,
Me
