Published at: Nov. 28, 1999, 8:29 p.m. CST by staff
Sigh... I've never reprinted ANYTHING that Ted Casablanca over at E! has put up on the net, but... Frankly I'm scared shitless by this tidbit of gossip he heard about Chris O'Donnell running down the halls at SONY screaming, "I AM SPIDER-MAN!!!" I mean... Christ! This putz has already screwed up that whole Dick Grayson/Robin role. Then, lest we forget, that as the closest character he's played to SPIDER-MAN... D'Artagnan he sucked stool from a leper frog. Sure... in his latest film he's been climbing up the cliff walls in VERTICAL LIMIT, buuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttt... come on! YUCK! Not Chris O'Donnell. Can you imagine the horror of blandness you would get when combining the void of talent between Chris O'Donnell and Barry Sonnenfeld.... shivers... Well... Let's pray that Ted Casablanca got this rumor dead wrong. anol na thra, ufs thrad besud doph haredeinda
