I am – Hercules!! The Hollywood Reporter’s James Hibberd and Borys Kit report Warner Bros. TV is ginning up a potential TV series based on Neil Gaiman’s entertaining and much-beloved “Sandman” graphic novels. This seems like the least likely broadcast TV series ever, but maybe it’ll end up on Time Warner’s HBO. If it ends up on The CW (which is half-owned by Time Warner), they’ll probably make Dream a goth bartender named Drew "Sandy" Endles, working for his good-looking but blind big brother Desmond (nicknamed "D.E."!) alongside their other siblings: hottie waitress Dee, fat cashier Deb and androgynous maitre d’ Desi. Dolores is their snotty kid sister with the concerning interest in substance abuse. And the big bad will be their long-lost black-sheep brother, Declan "Destruction" Endles, who was last seen getting a dishonorable discharge in Iraq! I could see it ending up a lot like The CW’s horrible 2008 Greek-god dramedy “Valentine.” Fans of the The WB’s “Tarzan” and The CW's “Supernatural” will be excited to learn Eric Kripke leads the list of writer-producers Warners is keen to mastermind the “Sandman” series. Find all of the Reporter’s story on the matter here. Follow Herc on Twitter!! Follow Evil Herc on Twitter!! 185 Blu-rays Under $10!!

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