SUPER 8 is not CLOVERFIELD 2!

Hey folks, Harry here - and this is kind of fucking hilarious. You see the day before Moriarty wrote his story announcing SUPER 8 and what he thought it was - Drew and I chatted about a very different story. Drew thought it was the Spielberg/Abrams project - but somewhere along the way in his research and shaking down of insiders he was led up the garden path to believe... SUPER 8 was CLOVERFIELD 2. Wrong. How do I know? A bird told me. And then just a few minutes ago, over at someone who just saw the theatrical release print of IRON MAN 2 tonight around midnight - saw the trailer!!!

“In 1970 Area 51 was closed down and everything was shipped to an undisclosed location in Ohio”. Then you see a train carrying lots of cargo loads. Cut to a car driving down the road that jumps up on the tracks and heads straight toward the train. Cut to black screen and then the words “From Director J.J. Abrams”. Then back to the train and car colliding into each other, the the train derails, the camera slowly zooms in on one of the tipped over cargo cars of the derailed train, then something is punching on the walls inside the train cart trying to escape. Cut to black screen and then the title ”Super 8“.

This sounds absolutely fantastic. SHOW ME THE MOVIE NOW! LOVE IT! That's literally all I need to ever know about the movie. Right there. Enough. Show it. Now.