Happy Birthday to a pair of the coolest dudes on the planet!!!
Published at: Sept. 21, 1999, 2:13 p.m. CST by staff
Hey there, hi there, ho there folksarinos... Harry here and there. I just felt like designing up some sort of image to wish Stephen King and Chuck Jones both a happy birthday. I wonder... Which one of these two have sent the most people into therapy? Hmmmmm..... Which one has killed the most imaginary characters? Hmmmmm.... Are they actually separate people? Born on the same day? Coincedink? I think not. There is something otherworldly going on here. Look to the stars... The aliens drop off new cool people this day ever few decades. Which means there are two other sick and wonderfully insane geniuses out there yet to be discovered that share this birthday. Hmmmmmm.... We must seek them out!
By the way... I haven't slept in over 28 hours.... hee hee... I'm feeling goofy. Well, Happy 87th and 52nd you coolest of the cool two!