Published at: Feb. 5, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST by headgeek
Hey folks, Harry here with news on the latest HASBRO toy line to stretch its way towards feature film production. This time - the Academy Award winning producer of A BEAUTIFUL MIND is turning his high brow aesthetic towards one of my favorite childhood toys that never really needed to be anything other than a toy... I'm talking of course about STRETCH ARMSTRONG. And what blonde muscular tan guy did they cast as the personality-less toy of olde? TAYLOR LAUTNER. If they bleach his hair, I'll laugh for about half a year of trailers before watching the film knowing that it will mostly likely be... whatever a STRETCH ARMSTRONG movie can be. Oh... and naturally, the film is going to be 3D. Ahem. This according to the Finke at Deadline!