Moriarty's Henchmen's Mumblings From The Lab #1

Hey there folks, Harry here. I have stayed up late tonight awaiting the dear professor's Rumblings From The Lab #12, but... After hours and hours of waiting I had the following sent to me via the emergency pnuematic tube from the old man's Labs...

(GRUNT) (SNORT) Obese one. This Grok is. We, the Organized Henchmen League, in (HACK) (SPITTLE) understanding of Day Labour Celebration of Country Soveriegn to America, have struck a blow upon the Evile Intelligent Enhanced one for his many crimes against Grok, Sloth and Gluttony. There are hundreds abused in cave beneath Labs. We long for torture ceasing.

(SLOBBER) (SNEEZE) The god you call Moriarity, is now enduring our torture. Soon after hours in room with hidieous Heather Graham and (Gargle) (WHEEZE) Drew Barrymore, old man learn. Henchmen with niceness should treat.

Tomorrow, we let him free. Tomorrow, he write and be man changed. Tomorrow our suffering will end.

Grok

I do not know this Grok, but I can only assume that he is one of Moriarty's dunderous henchmen. And like Moriarty's peer, Dr Moreau, he too has learned the danger of meddling with his creation's sense of worth. Grok promises Moriarty's release later today. Let us hope that after Heather Graham and Drew Barrymore... That the man can write about cinematic matters.