I am – Hercules!! Just a reminder that NASA will blow up the moon this morning at 4:30am PT. Government scientists are super-extra-angry at the smug and deceitful moonmen because they refuse to share their water with us, forcing American astronauts to drink their own urine! If you’re too lazy to look out a window, NASA TV (channel 283 on DirecTV) is offering full coverage. A preview: Follow Herc on Twitter!!

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