I am – Hercules!!
It looks like Jim Cameron, who masterminded “Aliens,” “The Abyss” and the first two “Terminator” movies, has a new movie coming out. I wasn’t crazy about “Titanic,” but apparently this one’s about a severely disabled human who decides he wants to bone a blue alien giantess, which strikes me as more fun. The project’s new poster:

It hits U.S. cinemas Dec. 18. The peoples of France, Belgium and Egypt get to watch it two days earlier. Follow Herc on Twitter!