I am – Hercules!!

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog on Friday made his much-anticipated first appearance on “The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien,” which turned out to be roughly four trillion times as funny as any installment of Jaywalking ever. A piece of the piece: If you want to see the rest, including Triumph’s interactions with The Beastie Boys and Bruce Springsteen, use the Hulu mechanism below and fast-forward to the 19:06 mark. (But take care not to continue beyond the 22:22 mark, lest you accidentally expose yourself to charisma vacuum Shia LeBeauf, who can make even tales of hanging out with Steven Spielberg soul-crushingly dull.) Triumph's finest hour, from seven years ago: Follow Herc on Twitter!

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