I am – Hercules!!

That poem from Coach on Thursday was CRAZY, man! Who interrupts an network eviction ceremony with a poem?? The disgusted reaction from the jury, which has no use for Coach’s vote, was hilarious.

There was the timing of its recitation. Was Coach so certain of his doom? Or did he learn he was headed for eviction that night only when Jeff Probst allowed him his bizarre final moment as a player?

And don’t get me started on Coach’s inexplicable decision to go without food, water or sleep in the hours leading up to last week’s immunity challenge. Or his “dramatic” collapse upon losing to J.T. I hope for his sake that a now-humbled Coach will take a very high road during the finalist interrogation, and I think he will.

We’ve still got three hours of “Survivor: Tocantins” ahead of us but only four contestants. Does this mean we’re only getting two finalists for the jury to vote on this season? Predictions:

1) No matter what happens in the finale, I’m 100% convinced that either city slicker Stephen or cattle rancher J.T. will take home the million. Both men have now won individual immunities; Erinn and Taj have not. More importantly, both of the women see themselves as aligned with J.T. and Stephen, but the boys clearly share their deepest bond only with each other.

2) If hot hairdresser Erinn wins the next immunity, Grammy-nominated NFL bride Taj moves to the jury.

3) If any of the other three win the next immunity, Erinn moves to the jury.

4) If there’s a second immunity challenge and a woman wins it, Stephen moves to the jury and J.T. gets the million.

5) If the finalists are Stephen AND J.T., it all comes down to whether jury members’ respect for Stephen’s shady gameplay outweighs any anger they feel at being victimized by that gameplay. Should be interesting. And even if it’s not we can still look forward to revisiting Erinn’s fabulous-babe competition at the evening-closing reunion show: Sierra Reed, model 23, Los Angeles, CA Sydney Wheeler, model 24, Raleigh, NC Carolina Eastwood, bartender 26, West Hollywood, CA Candace Smith, attorney 31, Dayton, OH 8 p.m. Sunday. CBS. Follow Herc on Twitter!

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