I am – Hercules.
So far this season: Kenny got his promise ring; Cartman took on Mysterion; and Kyle dodged crucifixion. Comedy Central says of tonight’s installment, “Eat, Pray, Queef”:

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

After tonight, only three more new episodes till October. 10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.

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