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Harry Potter Cooler Than John McClane, Jack Bauer, Mad Max and The Batman?? EW Ranks The All-Time 'Coolest' Heroes!!

I am – Hercules!!
Foxy Brown cooler than Iron Man? Nancy Drew cooler than The Batman? Harry Potter cooler than Sanjuro Kuwabatake, Johnny Gray AND the T-800? The little boy with the magic wand? Do I need to rewatch those movies? Entertainment Weekly has another cover story designed to fire neurons in pleasure centers and annoy fanboys. The rankings: 1. James Bond 2. Indiana Jones 3. Superman 4. Harry Potter 5. Ellen Ripley 6. John McClane 7. Han Solo 8. Buffy The Vampire Slayer 9. Robin Hood 10. Spider-Man 11. Mad Max 12. James T. Kirk 13. Foxy Brown 14. Will Kane 15. Dirty Harry 16. Jack Bauer 17. Nancy Drew 18. Batman 19. Atticus Finch 20. Sydney Bristow They also pick the 20 best villains. They rank Catherine Trammell above Hans Gruber and J.R. Ewing above Norman Bates, which is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Sorry, Number Two, Anton Chigurh and ED-209, no room on the list for you so we could make room for the guy who made Bobby Ewing’s life a living hell. 1. The Wicked Witch Of The West 2. Darth Vader 3. Hannibal Lecter 4. The Joker 5. Alex DeLarge 6. Montgomery Burns 7. Catherine Tramell 8. Voldemort 9. Dracula 10. Nurse Ratched 11. J.R. Ewing 12. Norman Bates 13. Frank Booth 14. Annie Wilkes 15. Snow White’s Queen 16. Hans Gruber 17. Michael Myers 18. Gordon Gekko 19. Alex Forrest 20. Jack Torrance Find explanations for all of EW’s choices, the good and the extraordinarily poor, here.

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