"The Kennedys" will explore "the soiled and crooked steps" the family took to get to the White House.I think Surnow's "The Kennedys" will get a greenlight about ten minutes after Lifetime greenlights "Mother Theresa: What A Whore!" They should hire Surnow for one of those hilarious "You think this is wrong?" cell-phone commercials. (If anyone has a YouTube link to the one with the pigs savoring the flavors of a fallen friend, kindly post it in talkback.) Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.