[The project centers on] a pair of cops who track down a stolen baseball card, rescue a Mexican beauty and must deal with gangsters and laundered drug money.That sounds so bad Judd Apatow couldn’t fix it! It clouds my brain with memories of madcap "Whole Ten Yards" hijinks. I remember a lot of people liked FX’s “Lucky,” but I’ve described the Cullen boys’ 2006 NBC Dougray Scott vehicle “Heist” as one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.