FOX to eff up IRON MAN 2's Black Widow? Sadly, it looks like it! Or does it?
Published at: Jan. 30, 2009, 5:56 a.m. CST by headgeek
Hey folks, Harry here... I have nothing against this upcoming live-action GULLIVER'S TRAVELS - but it seems that FOX has some sort of contract agreement with Emily Blunt left over from her time on THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, which could be exercised by FOX (Fucking Over Xtraordinary) Films to keep her from being the astonishingly ravishing Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow in IRON MAN 2.
Variety has the story - and it seems there's a chance that it'll all work out, but there's also a chance that our lovely Natasha will be a Lilliputian princess that Black's Gulliver wants. Of course, how this would work, unless Black's Gulliver is a Giant with Lilliputian size equipment... I'll never know. They've also announced Jason Segel as Gulliver's Lilliputioan best friend, Horatio.
Of the subject entirely... I've been making my way through FREAKS & GEEKS for the first time and I just have to say... What the hell took me so long?!?!? GARAGE DOOR just killed me.