This CRANK 2 Trailer Description Is Different From The CRANK 2 Trailer They Don't Want You To See (Which Is Here, For Now...)!!

Merrick here...
Frizz sent in a message to tell us that trailer for CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE are apparently going out with MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D this Friday. He provided this description of the trailer:

The trailer begins with the end of the first Crank movie with the helicopter fight and plummet to the street, and then all of a sudden a van full of Asians pull up and scoop Chev (Jason Statham) off the pavement with a snow shovel. Then it cuts to an operating room where they are implanting a mechanical heart of some sorts. Frank wakes up and knocks out everyone in the room, then calls Doc Miles (Dwight Yokam) and the doctor says he only has an hour of battery life in his heart, but if he can keep himself electrically charged then Doc might be able to operate and put his real heart back in. Then a montage of shots ensues, including Chev rubbing up on people in the street to create static electricity (including an elderly woman), and even going to the extreme of clamping jumper cables to his chest. At the conclusion of the trailer he grabs a power transformer with great force. It looks to be as, if not more, entertaining than the first film.

Now, this differs a bit from a long form trailer (maybe it's a marketing reel?) that's been repeatedly showing up on the Net, only to be summarily disappeared by The Powers That Be. BELOW: an embed of said material, which is grindhouseishly R rated & decidedly NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK. It'll likely be banished quickly, so see it while it lasts. It's weird.