Yes - I'm Still On Facebook
Hey folks, Harry here... I've gotten quite a few emails from old FACEBOOK friends wanting to know what happened to me on FACEBOOK. Well, apparently my account had too much "activity" around my Birthday. I had received a couple of thousand Birthday well-wishes, and apparently FACEBOOK admins have some kneejerk to accounts that have that level of activity. I don't know if this is the case, but as I hadn't violated any of their "codes of conduct" I can't imagine what else it could be. And FACEBOOK doesn't seem to want to repond to inquiries of any kind.
I wish that account was reactivated, but their no contact policy seems to have stopped that. Which is a shame, I did have the #8 Zombie in the world and I miss that lil fucker. (Yes, I am a sad sad man) - But anyway - I'm on there, all you have to do is search for HARRY KNOWLES and I'm the one holding the actual Stone Tablets that Moses brought down from Mt Sinai as carved by the finger of God and Cecil B Demille!
See you on there!