I am – Hercules!!
When I was a kid I had something like this on my bedroom wall, only not as good:

Starting Sunday, this two-sided poster can be ordered here for $34.95. Ain't It Cool doesn’t see a dime. If you’ve seen any map as cool as this or cooler, kindly post a link in talkback.
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