Info on the SOUTH PARK movie...

Hey folks, Harry here. Just wanted to drop you SOUTH PARK maniacs a line telling you that Matt Stone contacted me yesterday to give me a heads up on where the SOUTH PARK film is vs where it was when our intrepid spy saw the film. It seems that Matt actually agreed with the reviewer and felt that 'it was balanced and actually on the mark', however... He wants all you shaking terrified SOUTH PARK viewers to know, that the problems he had with the film they are aware of... And have come a long way towards fixing. You see, that print is about 3 months old, and it has been changed quite a bit. Apparently just yesterday he and Trey went through and changed (completely) 2 minutes of stuff in the last 2 reels. He's quite proud of the work he and Trey have done in the last few months calling it "quantum leaps" forward for the film. "Its shorter, the songs are faster, the boring Kenny subplot isn't there anymore (because we too thought it was boring) etc."

He just wanted to make sure that you folks out there new that he was on the case and was doing all he can to make the film the best fucking South Park around. Personally I know Quint, Tom Joad and Hooper are all ecstatic to hear that. They're the biggest bunch of SOUTH PARK yankers I've seen. Hours in front of that damn video game I tell ya... The power of urine snowballs is unmatched in the history of video game weaponry. The only defense is Talcum Powder.