I am – Hercules!! Alexander Payne, who masterminded “Election,” “About Schmidt” and “Sideways,” has signed on to direct the HBO pilot “Hung,” about a high-school coach with a massive schlong. The series was created by two writers from “The Riches” -- Colette Burson and Dmitry Lipkin. Read all of Variety’s story on the matter here.

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