I Brought My Pencil!! J.J. Abrams Got It Bad For Big-Screen Teen Sex Comedy HOT FOR TEACHER!!

I am – Hercules!! Do you feel tardy? Paramount, which teamed with J.J. Abrams on “Mission: Impossible 3,” “Cloverfield” and the new big-screen “Star Trek,” has bought the script for the Abrams-produced “Hot For Teacher,” a movie about a teen determined to bone his instructor before graduation. It was written by TV vet Jay Dyer, whose credits include “DAG” and “Andy Richter Controls The Universe.” Read all of The Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.