I am – Hercules!! 12.1 gave Cartman and Kyle the HIV virus. 12.2 had Britney Spears shoot off her hair. A staffer on “South Park” just contacted us to say that 12.3 is “...is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I can't wait for you to see it. Goddamn am I proud to work on this show.” Here’s how Comedy Central describes it:

SOUTH PARK PAYS HOMAGE TO THE 1981 FILM, "HEAVY METAL" IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 26 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL NEW YORK, March 24, 2008 -- The boys are worried when Kenny starts experimenting with the newest way to get high in an all-new episode of "South Park," entitled, "Major Boobage," premiering on Wednesday, March 26 at 10:00 p.m. (ET/PT) on COMEDY CENTRAL. Kenny is skipping school and the other boys are sure it's because he's hooked on the latest drug craze that's popular with the junior high and under crowd. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents become concerned that their son is getting high when they find contraband in his room. To illustrate just how high you can go, "South Park" pays homage to the 1981 movie, "Heavy Metal."

Ah, remember that “Heavy Metal” mega-soundtrack that kept it off home video for 15 years? The title song from The Eagles’ Don Felder. Devo’s “Through Being Cool” and “Working In A Coal Mine.” Sammy Hagar, Blue Oyster Cult, Cheap Trick, Donald Fagan, Nazareth, Journey, Grand Funk Railroad, Black Sabbath and Stevie Nicks. Harold Ramis, John Candy, Eugene Levy and Joe Flaherty all provided voices. Good times. 10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.

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