Well my spy known as "the bratty 12-year old" sent in this short and to the point review of HOME ALONE 3. I guess... He ummmm... didn't care for it. It's good for a young man to express his feelings. Parents be warned there is a chance your 12 year old will hate the film. Read this one's opinion!
Well, the bratty 12-year old reporting again. Being 12 years old, you can't get in to any R-rated screenings just stupid PG and PG-13.
So yesterday I saw Home Alone 3, a special screening of it. I will save your time:
THIS FILM SUCKS THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FILM BITES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF SPEED 2+BATMAN AND ROBIN+THE CHASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is nothing worthwhile at all in this movie. Everyone sucks. That's all, folks!!
