What Comic Book is Robert Rodriguez going to turn into a feature film' Well... look and see!
Published at: May 4, 1999, 1:48 a.m. CST by staff
Every now and again a director tasks me. Challenges
me. Taunts me with their information. Recently it’s
been Robert Rodriguez. He’s been taunting me with
the knowledge that he was going to do a ‘Superhero’
movie, after the film he’s about to work on.
Now Robert’s been incredibly secretive with me
about his next project. In an almost ‘hide and seek’
sort of way. But basically, all I know about his
NEXT film is that involves two kids, is apparently
wild and is not BEDHEAD.
Well, when Robert mentioned at South By Southwest
that he had a Superhero film in the works my mind
immediately began reeling. Taking in every single
thing I knew about Robert’s comics taste, which are...
similar to my own, and began making a list of
characters that Robert would be interested in making
a film on based solely upon Robert being a friend.
This would be like you looking at a close friend and
trying to figure out which of the 75 superheroes
you’ve discussed in the last 45 minutes he would
most want to turn into a film.
Well, this was of course completely unpublishable. I
mean. The fact that Robert MAY be doing a
Superhero movie was ludicrous, until I knew which
one. And Robert was the last person I wanted to find
out about it from.
You see. He tasks me and I shall have him. So.... I
deployed a Robotic Drone to monitor each of the
comic properties that I felt Robert was interested in.
Scouring for every bit of knowledge I could gather.
And tonight... at approximately 2:45 in the morning,
the Robotic Drone came back with the golden chalice.
MADMAN
That’s what my sources tell me. Apparently, Robert
has just acquired the film rights and is set to work
with Allred to create what would be one of the
coolest friggin comic movies to be made this side of
HELLBOY.
According to my guys in the monitoring room, Allred
will be coming down this summer to write this sucker
up with Robert as the possible film after his
children’s flick.
Folks... I believe this is a perfect mix of project and
director. The mere thought of a Robert Rodriguez
MADMAN is... well numbing. Personally I’ve felt
that action and comedy were Robert’s strongest suits
and MADMAN is the absolute perfect mixture for
Robert’s manic directing skills. And in a lot of
ways.... Well, this is as exciting if not a bit more so
than the SPIDER-MAN project because... Well,
frankly David Koepp doesn’t instill a lot of faith in
me at the moment with that property.
You know. With Guillermo Del Toro making
HELLBOY. With Bryan Singer making X-MEN.
And with Robert Rodriguez making MADMAN... We
live in incredibly cool times. (unless of course my
sources on this one are wrong, in which case they’ll
need to be flogged till the flesh no longer hangs from
their bones.
Can you imagine where Robert would take ol Frank
Einstein’s third eye? Or what he’d have Frank do to
his doctors? WAAAAY to friggin cool.
Now a bit of a warning about this story. It isn’t
scripted yet, so you’re gonna have to remain calm and
collected on this one for quite a while I bet. It won’t
be getting started till sometime after our computers
don’t work anymore.