Who is playing the Zack of Kevin Smith's ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO? I think I know!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I think this maybe a bit of scoopage. I haven't seen it reported anywhere else, but I have gotten it on good authority that Kevin Smith has found his titular Zack for his upcoming ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. Rosario Dawson just dropped out, but Smith has been tight-lipped on who is playing the male lead. He's only said it's someone he admires, but hasn't worked with yet. That someone, according to a source known as "Big J", is noneother than Michael Bluth himself: Jason Bateman. I think that's a great marriage of material and actor, personally. Now we'll just have to see who is the new Miri... Take the scoop with a tiny pinch of salt. The scooper is definitely in a position to know this information, but is untested.