I am – Hercules!! "Dexter" returns to Showtime with a second season Sept. 30. “Nochez,” an untested spy, claims to have seen that season’s first two episodes. Beware potential uninvisotexted spoilers. Here’s his rundown:

Aloha, from O'ahu. I didnt see anything yet about this so thought i would send in and maybe get on coaxial. I just saw the first two eps of Dexter. I was looking forward to sept and was happy as hell to see these early. ill start with the generals and go to spoilers after so u have a chance to get out. the title sequence is the same. theres a full recap of last season which got me a little goosepimply about 2 eps right away. it takes place starting 38 days after dexter killed the ice truck/ brother killer. everyones back as far as i can tell. sis is just as hot even tho she aint dressed like a hooker this time. the asian buddy forensic guy is on point and doakes is harder on his ass than ever. its gonna be a great season. now for spoilers. u have been warned. dexter kills no one in the first episode. hes is on a bowling team called bowl till you bleed. sis is living with him trying to get past her fiance's personality disorder. glen plummer from fresh and speed is a voodoo guy that has been poisoning people so that his curse works. dexter pussies out for the first time and lets him go. oh yeah, hes blind by the way. dexter has a flashback of almost shooting his dad and almost busts a nut when his dad makes him feel his heart to show dexter how scared he was. next theres a gang killing with a machete(awesome). dexters there and the mother of the victim gives him a perfect storm of getting his killer instinct back. he takes down a 6'9" mexican but doesnt saran wrap him enough and he gets away. ritas ex is begging for her to own up to the boot from the yard to back up his appeal. i hate that guy. right after that, a couple of treasure hunters find(huger spoiler here) dexters stash of bodies in the ocean. thats the end of ep1. man i love this show. youre on your own for episode two. congratulations harry! Nochez

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