See Biel's Ass!! And Some Other Stuff, Too!! Tonight On MTV!! It's What Television Was Meant For!!

Merrick here...

Here's some hard hitting journalism, and scoopage at its finest. Tonight at 11pm (Eastern/Pacific - which always confuses me greatly) MTV will air two minutes of the Adam Sandler/Kevin James movie I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. This is the movie about two male firefighters who pretend to be married in order to solve a pension snafu. It features Rob Schneider as a Chinese guy, which is kind of disturbing. What's most important here is that Jessica Biel's ass will (evidently) make an appearance during this footage. I've never been a huge Jessica Biel fan, but...I must say..this hiney is curvyliciously agreeable. So say we all? The footage will appear during a two minute segment sandwiched between THE REAL WORLD and ROAD RULES. Do I recall correctly that...sometime way back in the dinosaur days of "reality" television...THE REAL WORLD actually seemed kinda/sort not contrived, and almost felt "real"? These days, it's so over the top...so extreme...so ugly in its frivolous, superficial, party bozo mentality...it's absurd. Oh well, I guess that's what sells. Partying...and Jessica Biel's ass (extrapolate this sentence to its logical, and intended, conclusion).