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‘This Is Going Down Now!!’
Hume’s Scoop On 24 6.19!!

I am – Hercules!!
“Jack Bauer’s Gone Rogue!!” “If the Chinese get hold of this sub-circuit board we’ll have an international incident on our hands!!” “Somebody’s going to go down!! It’s going to be either you or Bill!!” “You still have evidence that could hurt me and I’d like to know what your intentions are!!” “This is going down now!! Where are the field teams??” “Nothing’s going to happen until I see Audrey!!” “Give me the circuit board or I’ll kill her!!” “I have to do something now!!” “Pursue and engage!!”
TV Guide says:
While Vice President Daniels and Lennox mend fences, relationships are shattered at CTU. Lisa Miller: Kari Matchett. Mike Doyle: Ricky Schroder.
What is TV Guide not telling us? “Dr. Robert Hume” has the rumored spoilers TV Guide wouldn’t couldn’t shouldn’t tell you about. -Jack tells the Chinese to meet him in a new place so CTU can't track them -Morris and Chloe aren't getting along at all. Morris asks for a transfer. -Chad Lowe makes his return by squealing that the government had had Fayed in captivity before and let him go. The guy from the DOJ tells the NSA woman that either her or her husband are going down, so she'd better choose. She fires her hubby so Buchanan is out at CTU. Nadja, take over! -Jack gets to his location of choice and plants some C4. The Chinese show up and the deal is on. But Ricky has caught up and doesn't know of Jack's suicidal plan to blow himself and the chip up once Audrey is safe, so he runs in and screws everything up. Audrey is safe, but the Chinese guy gets away with the magic war chip! Yay! WWIII is still on for tomorrow! -Finally, Jack gets a little down time with Audrey before being arrested. But all she can say is "Help me Jack!" in the exact same words she used on the phone before! Oh no! Is Audrey brainwashed? Or worse yet, is she Schwarzenegger in Total Recall with an Audrey-shaped removable head, stuck repeating the same lines until she explodes?? Dink... dank... dink... dank... dink... dank.. 9 p.m. Monday. Fox.





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