I am – Hercules!!
“I don’t trust you!!” “If you want to find Gradenko, maybe it’s time you started!!” “This could be some maneuver on his part to gain his freedom!!” “I think he’s after something else!!” “And what exactly would that be??” “We’ll have to take care of him!! Make it look like a suicide!!” “The president’s going to die!! There’s nothing you can do about it!!” “It’s armed!! Enter 624 and the signal will activate the bomb!!”

TV Guide says:

Jack follows up on the lead his father gave him; Fayed gets assistance from a Russian accomplice; and President Palmer tries to cement an unlikely alliance. Reed Pollock: Chad Lowe.

What might TV Guide not be telling us? Have a gander at the invisotext below, provided by our new but proven spy “Dr. Robert Hume,” who has the skinny on the installments for tonight AND next week: Tonight: - Former President Logan says he can help find Gen. Gredenko through his contact at the Russian embassy. Jack reluctantly agrees to accompany him on the trip. -Meanwhile, Chad Lowe (whatever his character name is) kidnaps Tom Lennox and sticks him in a boiler room when he finds out Tom is not going to support his assassination attempt on the president. Chad sneaks in a buddy and they set up Palmer the bomb. - Chad plants the bomb in the room where Assad and Pres. Palmer are about to give their big speech to the world. Assad sees the bomb just before it's about to go off. He ends up sacrificing his own life to save the President's life. Next week: - Palmer lives, but is incapacitated enough that VP Powers Boothe (he's evil? Who could have guessed?!?) gets to take over and start instituting all the crazy right-wing policies that Palmer was resisting. - Bauer accompanies Logan to the embassy. After Logan figures that the ambassador is lying about his Gredenko ignorance, surprise surprise, Jack decides to take matters into his own hands. He breaks back into the embassy and interrogates the Ambassador. He quickly finds out that Gredenko plans to launch the rest of the nukes in his possession by way of drones and that he will do so in a matter of (stunning!) hours. However, the guards break in and capture Bauer. While in captivity, he convinces one of the guards to call CTU and tell them of Gredenko's plans. Unfortunately, right as the guard gets through to CTU, another guard (one of the cast members of Hunt For Red October, natch) shoots him in the back of the head! Oh no! Dink-dank-dink-dank-dink-dankdankdank.... 9 p.m. Monday. Fox.

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