I am – Hercules!!
“Beauty and the Geek,” the show that should fill all male Ain’t It Cool readers with hope, concludes its third season tonight on The CW. Thanks to Megan and Scooter’s superior ranching acumen last week, the romantic adventures of nerdly 21-year-old Harvard undergrad Nate (he of the “Star Wars” tribute band) and stunning bikini-friendly 22-year-old Jennylee (she of the modeling career) came to an abrupt end – or did they?? There’s a reunion show next Wednesday to sort that business out. Tonight we just get to learn who splits the quarter-million. 8 p.m. Wednesday. The CW.

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