What the hell is this? Live action SORCERER'S APPRENTICE at Disney?!?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with something that blew my mind. Maybe it's all the Ny & Dayquil I've been downing since returning to Austin with the worst flu of my life or maybe it really is that bizarre. A live action SORCERER'S APPRENTICE at Disney? With Nicolas Cage as Yensid, the sorcerer? I thought for a second maybe I was so drugged up on flu medication that I slept in and it was April Fool's Day, but it seems legit. We know the Sorcerer will live in modern day New York and that he's looking for an apprentice. Of course. But who knows? Maybe it'll be good when it shouldn't be, like when they turned that pirate ride into a high-grossing film series. What're your thoughts?