I am – Hercules!! Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland open the Grammy Awards tonight on CBS. (Monday at Los Angeles’ Whiskey A Go Go, the trio are to “rehearse” for an invitation-only crowd and make a “special announcement.” I believe they will at last reveal they are emissaries from Altair IV.) Will you want to stick around once The Police leave the Grammy stage? Others expected to appear on the telecast are Quentin Tarantino, Owen Wilson, Shakira, Earth, Wind and Fire, Don Henley, Ludacris, Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Smokey Robinson, Lionel Richie, Christina Aguilera, Melissa Etheridge, Mary J. Blige, Wyclef Jean and Stevie Wonder. 8 p.m. Sunday. CBS.

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