Hey folks, Harry here... well - lube up for a fucking good time, cuz this internet exclusive trailer that EMPIRE ONLINE debuted tonight is 13 layers of kickass. I'm dying to see this film. I'll just have to hope and pray that I can live long enough for it to come out. I've cut down on my lard intake - but I can't stop eating my butter-fried bacon. C'mon heart, hang in there - we can make it!

Bring on the Mutherfuckin' FUZZ!!!

FYI: The above trailer was editted by Edgar Wright personally - and scored by Robert Rodriguez. No wonder it kicks ass that hard.