“Jessica Simpson?” “It’s not like I was masturbating to her music!” I am – Hercules!!

Lucky Louie: The Complete First Season, streeting today, has a lot going for it, foremost the sensibilities of star-creator Louis Szekley, a philosophical stand-up comic and veteran TV writer (“Saturday Night Live,” “The Late Show With David Letterman,” “Late Night With Conan O’Brien,” “The Chris Rock Show”) who often seems bewildered by what large segments of the world consider seemly and moral. Gaining notoriety for manifesting the first HBO sitcom shot before a live studio audience, “Louie” depicted the misadventures of a part-time muffler installer and benefited from the highly likeable Pamela Segall Adlon, who provides the voice of Bobby Hill on “King of the Hill” and apparently made a strong enough impression on HBO’s “Unscripted” to land the female lead here. The show’s most off-putting element, conversely, was easily “Jerry,” a rant-happy bore played by former heroin addict, crack addict and street hustler turned stand-up comedian Rick Shapiro. His lengthy idiot monologues were inevitably met by studio-audience applause (if not laughter), and by my eye wandering toward the remote. Herc’s Popular Pricing Pantry

Amazon continues with its 136-title “Huge TV Sale.” Some prices: $14.97 Green Acres Season One $14.97 Green Acres Season Two $14.97 Green Acres Season Three $14.97 The Magnificent Seven Season One $15.97 Arrested Development Season Three $15.97 The Bob Newhart Show Season Four $15.97 The Mary Tyler Moore Show Season One $15.97 The Mary Tyler Moore Show Season Two $15.97 The Mary Tyler Moore Show Season Four $15.97 Tru Calling Season Two $15.97 Reba Season Two $15.97 Reba Season Three $15.97 Reba Season Four $16.47 The Bob Newhart Show Season One $16.47 The Bob Newhart Show Season Two $16.47 The Bob Newhart Show Season Three $16.47 The Mary Tyler Moore Show Season Three $16.47 Reba Season One $17.47 Rat Patrol Season One $17.47 She Spies Season One $17.97 Errol Morris’ First Person: The Complete Series $17.99 Hill Street Blues Season One $17.99 Hill Street Blues Season Two $19.97 Alien Nation: The Complete Series $19.97 Angel Season Two $19.97 Angel Season Three $19.97 Angel Season Four $19.97 Angel Season Five $19.97 Arrested Development Season One $19.97 Arrested Development Season Two $19.97 The Big Valley Season One $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season One $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Two $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Three $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Four $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Five $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Six $19.97 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Seven $19.97 Dark Angel Season One $19.97 Dark Angel Season Two $19.97 Dead Like Me Season One $19.97 Dead Like Me Season Two $19.97 Dharma & Greg Season One $19.97 Fame Season One $19.97 Harsh Realm: The Complete Series $19.97 Jeremiah Season One $19.97 The Lone Gunmen The Complete Series $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Two $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Three $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Four $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Five $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Six $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Seven $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Eight $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Nine $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Ten $19.97 M*A*S*H Season Eleven $19.97 Malcolm in the Middle Season One $19.97 Millennium Season One $19.97 Millennium Season Two $19.97 Millennium Season Three $19.97 NYPD Blue Season One $19.97 NYPD Blue Season Two $19.97 NYPD Blue Season Three $19.97 NYPD Blue Season Four $19.97 Over There Season One $19.97 The Pretender Season One $19.97 The Pretender Season Two $19.97 The Pretender Season Three $19.97 The Pretender Season Four $19.97 Remington Steele Season One $19.97 Remington Steele Season Two $19.97 Remington Steele Season Three $19.97 Remington Steele Seasons Four and Five $19.97 Roswell Season One $19.97 Roswell Season Two $19.97 Roswell Season Three $19.97 That ‘70s Show Season Two $19.97 The White Shadow Season One $19.97 The White Shadow Season Twp $19.97 The X-Files Season One $19.97 The X-Files Season Four $19.97 The Young Riders Season One $24.97 Firefly: The Complete Series $24.97 Space Above and Beyond: The Complete Series $24.97 That ‘70s Show Season Two $24.97 That ‘70s Show Season Four $24.97 That ‘70s Show Season Five $24.97 The X-Files Season Three $24.97 The X-Files Season Five $24.97 The X-Files Season Six $24.97 The X-Files Season Seven $24.97 The X-Files Season Eight $24.97 The X-Files Season Nine $27.97 That ‘70s Show Season One $29.97 Murder One Season One $29.97 Murder One Season Two $29.97 Poltergeist Season One $29.97 The Shield Season One $29.97 The Shield Season Two $29.97 The Shield Season Three $29.97 The Shield Season Four $29.97 Stargate Atlantis Season One $29.97 Tru Calling Season One
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February 13 All in the Family 6.x Beauty and the Beast 1.x Emergency 3.x Fat Friends 1.x The Golden Girls 7.x The Hills 1.x Hustle 2.x

Last of the Mohicans: The Complete Miniseries <--- NEW!! Masters of Horror: Pelts Men Behaving Badly: The Complete Series Reno 911! Most Wanted Uncensored Sonic X: 6.x Zoey 101 1.x
February 20 Alias Smith & Jones 1.x Bullshit! 4.x Curious George: Zoo Night Family Ties 1.x Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea 2.x Vol. 2 What's New Scooby Doo 1.x
February 27 Captain N: Gamemaster: The Complete Series Da Vinci's Inquest 1.x Dog The Bounty Hunter: Best of 3.x The Doris Day Show 4.x The Flip Wilson Show: Best Of Ghostbusters Vol. 1 Girlfriends 1.x The Immortal: The Complete Series Magnum, P.I. 6.x The Rockford Files 3.x

Secret Agent AKA Danger Man Complete Collection Megaset 2007 <--- NEW!! The State Within: The Complete Series Voltron Vol. 3
March 6 Doctor Who: The Invasion Doctor Who: The Sontaran Experiment Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends 1.x Hawaii Five-0 1.x The Loop 1.x <--- NEW!!

Moonlighting 5.x Northern Exposure 6.x Sabrina The Teenage Witch 1.x

SNL: The Best of Steve Martin

South Park 9.x Stargate Atlantis 2.x
March 13 Baby Looney Tunes Vol. 3 Bosom Buddies 1.x Cool McCool: The Complete Series I Love Lucy 7.x-9.x Loonatics Unleashed 1.x Mile High 1.x The Pretender: The Movies Robin of Sherwood Vol. 1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4.x Without A Trace 2.x
March 20

Batman Beyond 3.x Christy: The Complete Series Garfield: Ode To Odie JAG 3.x JAG 1.x-3.x The Jeffersons 6.x

Justice League Unlimited 2.x Maude 1.x McHale's Navy 1.x Miami Vice 3.x Miami Vice 4.x Milton The Monster: The Complete Series Morel Orel: Vol. 1

NewsRadio 5.x Run's House 1.x/2.x Sleeper Cell 2.x The Wild Wild West 2.x
March 27 The Addams Family 1.x Vol. 2 The Brady Bunch: The Complete Series Family Affair 3.x

Fantastic Four Vol. 1 Full House 6.x The Jeffersons 6.x

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman Vol. 1 Mind of Mencia (Uncensored) 2.x New Adventures of He-Man Vol. 2 <--- NEW!! One Foot in the Grave 1.x One Foot in the Grave 2.x

The Shield 5.x 7th Heaven 4.x Sonic The Hedgehog: The Complete Series Touched By An Angel 4.x Vol. 1 Whose Line Is It Anyway U.K. 1.x-2.x
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