Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This rumor is so stupidly retarded funny that I couldn't help but share, especially since it was printed by a newspaper and I've had it personally denied as a "witless" lump of BS by Wingnut Films. Here's the article... let's see how many absurdities we can find? Is there an Australian April Fools-type holiday I don't know about?
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