I am – Hercules!! Remember how everybody said the reality show genre would die after the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Well, five years later the genre is so over that only six reality shows will debut their season premieres tonight. These include: * “Grease: You’re The One That I Want” (8 p.m. NBC) * “The Surreal Life: Fame Games” (9 p.m. VH1) * “The Apprentice” (9:30 p.m. NBC) * “I’m From Rolling Stone” (10 p.m. MTV) * “Hogan Knows Best” (10 p.m. VH1) * “Shooting Sizemore” (10:30 p.m. VH1) If you need to escape all that reality, NBC also has a special episode of “Deal or No Deal” at 7 p.m. I can’t imagine skipping “I’m From Rolling Stone” or “Shooting Sizemore,” but the one I’m keenest to sample has to be “Fame Games,” which is both an “all-star” edition of “Surreal Life” and the first to feature elimination competitions. Reportedly returning from previous editions are Traci “Baywatch” Bingham, Sandy “Pepa” Denton, C.C. “Guitarist From Poison” Deville, Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy, Jordan “I Used To Be In New Kids on the Block” Knight, Joanie “China Doll” Laurer, Emmanuel “Webster” Lewis, porn star Andrea Lowell, Brigitte “Red Sonja” Nielsen, Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer and Rob “Vanilla Ice” Van Winkle. Learn more of the series here.

“Soap” and “All in the Family” for $11 per season? “NewsRadio” for $15 per season? “Seinfeld” for $16 per season? “Rescue Me” for $18.25 per season? Post-Holiday Twofer Sale!!!!