I am – Hercules!! First off, the talkbacker who keeps saying Tina Fey is not and never was funny should listen to Fey’s appraisal of one-time SNL host Paris Hilton as “a total piece of shit” on this week’s Thursday edition of “The Howard Stern Show.” It should be repeating throughout the weekend on Sirius. Last week’s hilarious carpool sketch, I’m told, was written by performer Kristin Wiig in collaboration with John Lutz, and owes its origins to Wiig’s tenure at Hollywood’s Groundlings Theatre. Can Ludacris, who serves as both host and musical guest this week, hope to top last week’s big blast of Baldwin? West Coasters looking for something to do with their stoner buddies before SNL comes on? I note that the ever-disdainful Chris Hansen is back to trolling for pedophiles on another exciting two-hour edition of “Dateline: To Catch A Predator”! “Dateline: To Catch A Predator”: 8 p.m. Saturday. NBC. “Saturday Night Live”: 11:30 p.m. Saturday. NBC.

Alias: The Complete Fifth Season * Alias: The Complete Series Rambaldi Box * Boston Legal: The Complete Second Season * Da Ali G Show: Da Compleet Seereez (Borat Inclusive!!) * Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist: The Complete Second Season * How I Met Your Mother 1.x (Hannigan-rific!!) * Seinfeld: The Complete Seventh Season * Star Trek: The Animated Series * Voltron: Volume Two!!