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Looks like JACKASS: NUMBER TWO is as gross and insane as we all want it to be!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. The word is JACKASS 2 makes the first film and preceding television series look like a Disney TV program. These reviews seem to confirm that. As retarded as these guys are, they are so incredibly fun to watch. I have my ticket in hand for next week. Can't wait! Beware of spoilers... these reviews aren't very indepth... but they do say what they feel. Enjoy!

Hey AICN, Long time reader, first review Alright, so I log on Myspace last night around 8 o clock and I see an ad for the Jackass Number Two screening in Chicago, so I found out more information and left for downtown (all you had to do was print your top 8 with the Black Carpet Jackass profile and that was your ticket, it was a free screening) Also, Knoxville and the gang were supposed to show up, but they didn't show, but who cares?! I was there for the movie, and it was great. If your a big of a Jackass fan as myself, you know what your in for. About an hour and a half of stupidly hilarious stunts and pranks. If you love the show and/or the first movie, you'll love this; it's one of those sequels that is better than the original. I don't want to ruin the pranks, but these guys have a death wish. Number Two is wayyy more extreme than anything on the show and the first movie. I guess I can list some stunts, so SPOILERS AHEAD *Pontius wraps his penis up to look like a rabbit and sticks it in a snake cage, and it bites *Bam gets dick(s) branded into his ass *Ehren gets pranked, I'm not ruining that, it's the best in the movie *Preston dresses up like Phil and switches places with him in bed and April's reaction is great *Old man balls is great, Knoxville in old man make up and has a fake pair of old man balls hanging out of his shorts and goes around town *Teeter totter in a bull pen, some pretty bad beatings from the bull Thats enough for now, if you want more details I can give more in the talkback. Bottom line - If you like the show or the movie, you will LOVE this movie. The stuns are insane, pranks are hilarious and the little transition clips are just fantastic. Overall, funniest movie of the year. But, hey, I'm a huge Jackass fan. If you use this, call me Cpt. Arnoldo

Here's the second review that is short and sweet. Well, maybe not sweet... might make your gorge rise a little, but it's certainly short.

Hey Harry, This my first time writng for AICN and I just wanted to say MySpace hosted a screening for the JACKASS: NUMBER TWO. Bam, Knoxville, and Jeff (the director) showed up. On towards the movie, it's fucking hilarious, better than the first. Grab a friend or two and see this fucker. SPOILERS YES Party Boy drinks horse jizz, yes there is a stampede at the beginning, and yes (Oscar winners) Three 6 Mafia are in it (And have a song in the end credits) . Did I mention Party Boy drinks cum? This is only a taste of what you'll see in NUMBER TWO. B Wood


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